Age:   17 (stone)

Specialisms:   Jack of all trades….

Profile:  Recently lead a coup to take over the captaincy though given his patchy record when standing in that may be turn out to be a false dawn. Watch this space. At least he doesn’t have to take the kitbag home every week to make sure he’s selected.  Currently swotting up on what you’re supposed to call that fielding position at cow corner.

Favourite Colour: Pork Pie

Nickname: Stig