PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
1
1
1
9
0
0
0
0
2
0
16
0
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
1
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
4
3
16
19
2
0
2
0
8
0
33
2
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
6
2
1
6
0
0
2
0
16
1
110
6
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
6
4
36
36
7
0
1
0
17
1
99
3
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
4
3
2
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
2
2
22
0
0
0
0
0
0.4
0
26
1
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
14
0
65
0
6
4
0
0
55
4
263
4
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
10
6
4
0
0
0
0
0
32
0
145
7
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
13
6
35
0
0
0
0
0
52
2
254
8
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
14
6
29
0
0
0
0
0
50.1
3
262
8
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
11
7
28
0
0
0
0
0
43
0
266
16
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
20
11
98
0
0
0
0
0
64
0
396
12
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
6
2
16
0
0
0
0
0
23
0
166
4
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
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M
R
W
10
6
31
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
9
7
74
0
0
0
0
0
19
1
113
5
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
7
5
34
0
0
0
0
0
11
0
127
2
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
10
5
31
0
0
0
0
0
13.2
0
94
2
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
13
5
24
0
0
0
0
0
29
0
189
5
PL
I
R
B
4s
6s
CT
ST
O
M
R
W
161
81
547
81
15
4
5
0
435.2
12
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85
Age: Mind your own f*!*ing business
Specialisms: Quick bowling, sometimes erratic, often deadly. Swearing.
Profile: A relative newcomer to cricket when he joined Mallards a handful of years ago, Tom is now the main strike bowler for the team, combining sharp movement, uncertain control and some choice language to great effect. Also has an honorary role as vice-vice-captain though a brief spell as tour drinks monitor was ended after a hostile takeover bid.
Favourite Colour: Pastry
Nickname: Tourette’s
the home of friendly cricket in the North East