Age: Says that ‘age is just a number.’ In his case it’s quite a large number.
Specialism: After several seasons we’re still not sure but he’s just taken some bowling coaching and has begun waving his arms around in the field to try and catch the new skipper’s eye so watch this space.
Profile: One of many actual real life professors to have ‘graced’ the Mallards over the years but the only one who is able to explain what he does in simple terms as you can see in this video. Well, when I say simple… nice hair though!
Favourite Colour: Purple (has still not quite recovered from Prince’s sudden death)
Nickname: Brains
Batting
Matches
Innings
Runs
Balls
4s
6s
Avg
SR*
66
57
329
240
11
0
5.98
62.50
* Balls faced and strike rate are based on innings since 2020.
Batting Highlights
Highest Score:
25 v
Nitsch’s Little Black Book XI
30+ Scores:
0
Not Outs:
2
Ducks:
9
Dismissal Breakdown
Caught
Bowled
LBW
Run Out
Stumped
4
10
3
0
0
Bowling
Matches
Overs
Maidens
Runs
Wickets
Avg
Econ
SR
66
10.4
0
86
2
43.00
8.06
32.00
Bowling Highlights
Best Bowling:
2 -
10 v
Nitsch’s Little Black Book XI
Five Wicket Hauls:
0
Wicket Breakdown
Bowled
Caught
LBW
Stumped
0
0
0
0
Fielding
Catches
Run Outs
Stumpings
1
0
0
Recent Appearances
26 May 2026 v
Kings School Old Boys
Batting:
0
(5)
Bowling:
0 -
0
18 Aug 2025 v
Umpires (Bill Quay CC)
Batting:
20
(17)
Bowling:
0 -
0
26 Jun 2025 v
Belmont Knights
Batting:
0
(2)
Bowling:
0 -
0
