We try to provide match reports on all of our games but it requires several things to happen in sequence. Someone has to fill in the scorebook. Someone (normally another someone) has to remember to take it home, make some sense of it and then write the report and send it to someone else. That third someone then has to post it on the website. The idea of three Mallards performing separate actions in the right sequence is so unlikely that it’s remarkable it ever gets done at all. However, to prove that we can sometimes co-ordinate ourselves this season’s reports can be found here. For the history buffs among you previous season’s reports can be found by scrolling down the Match reports menu though why you’d want to is hard to imagine.

“Volunteered” to write a report? You can submit it here.