Age: Probably lower than his batting average

Specialism: Quick runs. Not quick running. In fact he’d prefer not to run at all hence his attempts to hit every ball to the boundary.

Profile: Given the choice he’d open the batting and bowling and probably keep wicket as well. Likes to be involved and is a constant source of advice to whoever the captain is (regardless of whether advice is required)

Favourite colour: Purple (He’s a massive Prince fan, which explains the hairstyle)

Nickname: Kush