Colin Haylock

Age:   If you want to borrow his bus pass you only have to ask

Specialisms:   Spin bowling, Number 11 batsmen

Profile: Since the semi-retirement of Tony Cleaver, Colin has risen to become not only a regular opening bowler but the team’s elder statesman, which in this team is very ‘elder’ indeed. When not playing for Mallards, Colin has somehow found time to star in a well-known American sitcom

Favourite Colour: Grey

Nickname: Frasier