Age: Higher than his batting average which surprisingly for us is pretty high
Specialism: A genuine opening batsman (nobody point out he’s probably in the wrong team!) Hat-trick bowler (dodgy pitch)
Profile: Glenn is one of Mallards most prolific scorers in recent seasons. Funnily enough his batting average has rocketed since Tony (The Axeman) Cleaver retired from umpiring. Recently made joint vice captain though what his particular vice is we haven’t yet worked out.
Favourite Colour: Grey (why else would he dye his hair that colour)
Nickname: Superman (man of Steel geddit?!)