Age:   We’re checking the Domesday Book to confirm this

Specialisms:   Opening Bowler, Fielding with his shins

Profile: Tony was the team’s main strike bowler until in desperation to escape he decamped to Colombia in search of a higher grade form of entertainment, if you know what I mean (don’t publish this until our lawyers have checked it!) Rumour has it he will be returning for a handful of games this summer so watch this space. Hopefully he won’t be repeating his famous dance routine from the legendary Majorca tour – see above

Favourite Colour: White

Nickname: The Axeman