Age: He was a grumpy old man at the age of 14 and has seen no reason to change
Specialisms: Line-and-length bowling. Wearing the same manky Pakistan sweatshirt for the last 20 years. Not giving wides.
Profile: Andy’s role in Last of The Summer Wine restricted his appearances for a while but since the sad demise of the much-loved series he has been available more often. Recently removed as fixtures secretary for trying to play every game at Riding Mill, which, coincidentally, is where he lives.
Favourite colour: Day-glo Orange (shoelaces)