Age: 24. Like six fours. Or four sixes. None of which has he showed signs of hitting yet apart from in nets (see below).

Specialism: Batting (in the nets).  The firm striker of the ball seen in pre-season practice has yet to materialise on the square. Not being afraid of modern coaching techniques we’re thinking of adding a little net to the rim of his cap so he thinks he’s still back there.

Profile: Keen as mustard. His youthful enthusiasm hasn’t been stifled by the team’s dodgy start to the season or his lack of good stats. Give it time and he’ll be as jaded as the rest of us

Favourite colour: Dirty grey (like what nets are)

Nickname: Dusty (Binmore)