Nick Hayward

Age:   Unknown but often regales the younger lads with stories of the trenches and batting alongside W G Grace (or Wor Billy as Nick knew him)

Specialisms:    Jack of all trades…

Profile: One of many Mallards veterans, Nick’s appearances have been more sporadic recently since we introduced more modern methods of team selection by using ‘that interweb thing’.  Basically things have never been the same since we stopped using a carrier pigeon.

Favourite colour: Black and White (like his favourite TV shows)

Nickname: Mephistopholes (or Old Nick for short)