Age: 21 (but as you can see from the above picture that paper round was a terrible ordeal)
Specialisms: Mighty leg-side boundaries combined with randomly pre-meditated quick singles. Bowling at the death. Grass-cutting. Catering.
Profile: One of the mainstays of the team, mainly due to his skills with a lawn mower and roller and his ability to persuade the Wellington pub to lay on free food. Does occasionally play cricket as well. Also acts as an undercover agent for Riding Mill , regularly poaching Mallards stalwarts for the village Sunday team (who may well be the only side in the country with a higher average age than us)
Favourite colour: Shiraz
Nickname: Bouncer (nothing to do with his bowling – just his way of earning extra cash)