Age:   Not as high as you’d think

Specialism:  It’s um…, no, it’s um…, no not that, maybe it’s…, give me a moment, I’m sure it’ll come to me

Profile: Tony was snatched from the clutches of Ovingham as part of our youth development policy. He’s a staunch follower of the Mallards’ ‘hit out or get out’ policy, particularly the second bit. Has a model dog. (That’s a dog that does some modelling, not a dog that he made from a kit)

Favourite Colour: Golden Duck

Nickname: River (Jordon – try and keep up!) Crossing him can be very dangerous)