Age: Young (in Mallard years)
Specialism: An athletic fielder (in Mallard context) but watch this space, he’s going to be a big-hitting batsman. You read it here first.
Profile: Chris was lured into the team by his near neighbour with the promise of beer, wasabi nuts and trophies. As Meat Loaf once said: ‘Two out of three aint bad’.
Favourite Colour: Green – (have you ever seen him in the same room as his namesake, Caroline Lucas, the recently re-elected MP for Brighton Pavillion? Pavillion! How many clues do you need?)
Nickname: Reckless. (He took Pete Nitsch‘s scratchcard number and won. On his first appearance. And lived to tell the tale.)