Age: (Catch) 22

Specialisms:   Big-hitting. Sharp-fielding. Run-outs.

Profile: Not your typical Mallard as he can bat and field well and until recent shoulder problems could bowl effectively too. Also untypical in that he is the only Mallard to regularly appear at games with a female companion

Favourite Colour: Blonde (or possibly Brunette)

Nickname: Sadly this is a family club so can’t publish it but if you take a bit of his surname and preface it with ‘Big’ you’ll get the picture (though you might regret it)